Good afternoon, gentlemen! It’s your favorite DJ—the main man, the big cheese, the big tuna, the one and only DJ Hot Stuff! On this beautiful Thursday, we have a ton of fine and freaky ladies coming your way up on the main stage! We would like to remind all three of our current guests that there is no touching the dancers, or you will be removed from the club. I’m talking to you, Dave. Now coming up next to the stage is gonna be Jasmine, but starting the show today is Charity!
Charity is the mother of beautiful twin boys named Peyton and Chayse, who are just shy of two years old. If you look closely, you can see a tattoo on her right ribcage, and it is not hard to tell that that is a cover-up, boys! That butterfly clearly has some sort of writing inside it, and if I had to guess, it said Travis, the name of her ex-husband. Let’s hear it for Charity and her exotic dancing to the bumpin’ and thumpin’ Fergie track, “Glamorous”! Gentlemen, look at this lovely lady! How can you keep your wallets closed for her! She recently had breast enlargement surgery, if you couldn’t tell, and those babies were not cheap!
As I scan the crowd, I notice that Charity’s ex, Travis, is actually here today! Good job getting out of the big house early, Travis! Hopefully you have some cash in hand for your old lady, or DJ Hot Stuff and the big boys at the door might have to have a word with you outside, good buddy! As we come to the end of Charity’s dance, I ask one last time of everyone here to toss out a couple wadded up singles for this single mother of two! She’s a lovely lady, and if you need some tax help, she has a great accountant!