Changing the Game: We Removed the Alcohol From Hard Seltzer

Sometimes the best idea is just removing one idea from another idea. You get me? When hard seltzer first popped up on the scene, nobody knew it would explode in popularity like it did. The new beverage was nothing short revolutionary. Now here we are, 4 years later, and we cannot go a day without chugging the stuff morning, noon, and night. The only issue is we’re tired of being drunk all the time, and I bet you are too.

After several weeks of devastating hangovers, our startup has recognized the monumental next step in hard seltzer’s evolution. Introducing No-Spike: alcohol-free hard seltzer. Now you can enjoy your favorite crisp, mango-flavored party drink without all the messy complications. No more worrying about ending a wild night by getting behind the wheel or hooking up with your roommate’s cousin (who’s staying with you for the next 3 weeks). By ditching the alcohol component, we’ve finally made a unique seltzer that anyone can enjoy.

Here at No-Spike, our drink is precisely crafted with the finest equipment available to bring you the best taste at a whopping 100% NABV (No Alcohol By Volume). We want our alcohol-free hard seltzer to be your drink of choice whether you’re boating at the lake, tailgating at the game, or charging up on the ski lift. Stash some 8oz cans in your coat at the show or cozy up around the campfire with our 32oz BAFC (Big Alcohol-Free Can). However you do it, do it with No-Spike.

We’re thrilled to bring you our innovative seltzer in six bold, exciting flavors: Sober Strawberry, Motor Function Mango, Cognitive Cranberry, Legal Limit Lime, Goodnight-Sleep Grapefruit, and a special neutral-tasting, no-fizz seltzer that we’re calling: Thirsty Thrill.

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We hope you’re excited for this new drink as we are, and remember:

Laws don’t apply to me! My hard seltzer is alcohol-free!

Photo: Alison O’Neil
@aliiiigeee