Hey bro, you got an extra one of those cigarettes?

I stopped buying my own because I am trying to quit so I appreciate this. I know I have bummed one from you every day this week. Oh, this whole month?! Really? Wow, this year is just flying by. But I swear that this is my last one. Thanks man, I appreciate it! You got a light, too?

You still in school, by the way? Oh, wait, mind if I see the light again? Guess I didn’t pull hard enough. Thanks. But yeah, where are you at now, UVM? Oh, my bad. Guess I was thinking of someone else. Anyway, it’s kind of chilly out today, right?

If I ever do buy a pack again, I will buy an extra one just for you. How much does a pack cost nowadays? Oh wow, that much? Yeah I am totally going to hit you back when I have a pack of my own. I swear. Although my old lady will kill me if she catches me with cigarettes.

Tell you what. Next happy hour, I’ll get you a beer. Oh that’s right, I already owe you a round from the last happy hour. I can’t believe I left my wallet at home that day. I am such a space cadet.

Hey, you think I can get an extra one for later, too?