Mommy? I have a question for you. You know how you’ve been saying that I play too much Roblox and that I need to get outside more? I thought of a perfect way to fix that so we are both happy! And I’ll get a ton of exercise and my friends will want to come over.
What if we got a trampoline for the backyard?
What? No, I won’t break my neck! I was just on Zach’s new trampoline for three hours and barely got hurt at all. His parents got it for him for his birthday! This band-aid? I hardly fell between the springs and the edge and scraped my knee and Mrs. Foster gave me a band-aid just to be safe. I didn’t really need it.
Pleeeeeeeease, come onnnnnnnnnnnnn. I promise I won’t get hurt! My birthday is coming up in five months and I swear this is the only thing I want, assuming you already pre-ordered Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga for Switch. Like, you can’t un-preorder it right?
Uggggggh, this is so unfair! I hate living in this house! Zach’s parents get him cool toys like trampolines and dirt bikes and hoverboards and take him to skate parks and let him stay up until midnight every night. And you just make me do homework during the summer and go to sleep at 9p.m.! He gets to eat McDonald’s every single day if he wants to, but you never take me anymore! Life is so unfair!
So what if his parents are divorced? That just means he gets two super cool bedrooms with different video game systems and toys. I wish you and daddy would get divorced so I could get better presents like Zach!