Okay, okay, I’m just gonna have ONE more, and that’s it! I have stuff to do tomorrow. Seriously, Becky!
UPDATE 1: I’m not even that drunk, honestly. I just SEEM drunk because I only ate a salad today. I’ll be totally fine tomorrow. There’s no harm in having another, right?
UPDATE 2: Alright, fine, I’ll have ONE more. No, but like, for real this time. Also, is the kitchen still open? I’d be down to split some Nachos Supremos.
UPDATE 3: THIS IS MY FUCKING JAM! “We in the bed like, oooh, oooh, oooh. We in the bed like… blahblahblah… talk to me, I talk back… hrmhrmhrm… oh behave!” Yeah, fuck it, I’ll have another! My cover letters can wait.
But also can you get me water, just to balance it out?