The soup that’s helped kids learn how to spell for generations is now better and simpler than ever. We’ve removed 96% of the letters from our classic alphabet soup and are ready to present Alphabet Soup: Oops! All F’s.
F is dynamic. F is cutting edge. When we think of the future, we think of the letter F. And that’s not just because the word “future” starts with it.
We polled 100 shoppers outside of a Boston Wegmans, and almost every word spoken back to us started with the letter F. We think that research speaks for itself; America loves F’s.
To get people involved with this project, we’ve also started an online survey asking our customers what their favorite F words are, and the results are exactly as one would expect but boy, if we didn’t get a fair amount of responses.
We think education is the most important aspect of a person’s life. We hope to promote learning through each of our products, and recently, we’ve learned that F is the most cost-effective noodle shape to produce. That means by producing a soup entirely consisting of only the letter F, we can fit more noodles into cheaper, smaller cans, meaning our alphabet soup will be accessible to more lower income children while also giving our hard-working company investors the payoff they deserve. How’s that for an upgrade?
After the kerfuffle that was Oops! All K’s, corporate’s been on our asses about what letters can and can’t exclusively exist in a soup, resulting in less than ideal amount of funding for this development. That’s why we’re asking you for a small donation to make this dream a reality. With your help, Oops! All F’s can be in every cabinet from Florida to Folsom.
If our campaign for Oops! All F’s goes well, we plan to unveil our full line of F-series soups. We’re remaking all the classics: Spaghetti F’s, F Alfredo, Macaroni and F’s, you name it!