Do you ever stop and ask yourself, “If my boyfriend likes me, why does he actively look miserable in every picture we take together?”. You’re not alone. Millions of partners all over the world suffer from boyfriends that look miserable in photos with them. No matter what we try, it’s always the same blank look in every picture when we go to post on instagram. Last week my boyfriend and I were literally at a baseball game and he didn’t smile in any of the pictures. You think I give a fuck about baseball? Absolutely not; we were only there for him, and he still didn’t smile in any of the 125 pictures we took together, even when I yelled at him about it. You’d literally have no idea we’ve been together for three years. Three years together and he has only smiled in three pictures—in two of them he was holding fish he had just caught, so those barely count.
For too long nice women have had to post photos of what, to a stranger, would look like them hugging a man who has never met them. When in reality the man in question is their boyfriend of three years. That’s where we come in, with our life changing app “Say Cheese Please”. Say Cheese Please is the first ever photo editing app that makes it look like your boyfriend doesn’t hate you. No longer will captions like “Love doing life with this one” have to accompany photos of what look like a man being held against his will.
Simply upload the photo of you and your boyfriend that you want to edit, and then upload a second photo in which he is expressing even an ounce of joy. From there, our patented face swapping technology will add the happy version of your boyfriend to the photo of your choice. You’ll look like you’re in a happy relationship in no time! Say Cheese Please is sure to make your family and friends think that everything is fine!
Our beta version has already been released, so we’re just hoping to secure enough money to enhance our software even further by making less of the edited smiles look like our boyfriends are faking it. Pledge your support today if you want to show everyone how happy you and your man really are!