Love is what makes life worth living, but that doesn’t mean it’s easy. Dating apps help—they’re quick, easy to use, and don’t require any commitment, but they aren’t perfect, because nobody on them is the hottest person in any of their group pictures. That’s why we’re working hard to complete BFFILF, the first dating app that lets you swipe on people’s more attractive friends.
Our team is a young, hungry group of entrepreneurs with a simple goal: revolutionize dating forever by getting rid of the awkward “getting to know each other” phase and the even more awkward “breaking up and hitting on their friend” phase. If that’s something you’ve ever dreamed about, we humbly ask that you contribute to this campaign. Like the other dating apps, we’ll let you design a profile showcasing your personality, your passions, and your prettier friends, but unlike the other dating apps, we won’t pretend the first two things matter.
BFFILF is the dating app for everyone who has tried all the other apps and felt like the right people for them weren’t there because they saw the right people in others’ profiles. It’s simple and easy to use! Just swipe like you would with a normal dating app, but if you find an absolute snacc in someone’s group photo, double-swipe their face, and you’ll be taken to their profile where you’ll hopefully discover that they’re the one who’s meant for you.
Curious to learn more about the app? We’re releasing the base model of the BFFILF with a limited number of hot friend swipes per 24 hours! Still not enough options for you? We’ll soon be able to offer the premium subscription packages BFFILF Obsidian, which lets users swipe on an unlimited number of users’ hotter friends; and BFFILF Eternal, which lets users swipe on the even hotter friends of users’ hot friends.
It pains us to ask the public for money, but the costs of developing an app with all of these unique features are quite high, and we know that with your help, we’ll be able to make the dream of snagging that hottie in the corner of some douchebag’s bar photo a reality. We look forward to seeing all of you on BFFILF! (Just make sure that you’re the hottest person in all of your photos.)