It’s been FOREVER since I saw you, hun! I just absolutely HAD to message you and tell you about this AMAZING business opportunity that allows you to work from anywhere and be your own boss. The only person who would ever pass on this opportunity is someone who doesn’t want easy money or the chance to win a hardly driven 2018 Acura RLX. Join a team of entrepreneurial boss babes who don’t question anything by selling Beauty Berries today!
When you’re earning a six-figure income while working part-time in six months, you won’t even remember the mandatory $500 berry-holding fee. I was able to pay off ALL (yes, that’s right, ALL) of the $2,000 student loan check I owed through selling Beauty Berries. I used to live in my ex-boyfriend’s car until he found out and called the police, but now I live in an apartment in Flushing. As if it can’t get any better than that, I won a 20-inch flat screen TV as a prize from Beauty Berries Incorporated for getting blocked by half of the girls in Westville High School’s graduating class last month (this company recognizes hard work). If you’re down on your luck, struggling to pay off loans, or not in the place to make sound financial decisions, (which are all definitely true because I targeted you specifically) then selling Beauty Berries is a perfect fit.
I know what you’re thinking: “Tiffany, OMG… WTF! This HAS to be a scam and how could you do this to me?” Well, babe, I know it sounds too good to be true. But sometimes things just ARE just too good to be true! By selling Beauty Berries and recruiting others to sell it, you become absorbed in a genius Multi-Level-Marketing operation. Here’s how it works: you get your berries, you sell your berries, you recruit, and then sell again, and then you get the berries, and then you sell the berries, then you recruit, then you sell again, then recruit, then you get, then you sell, sell, sell, sell, then… berries. And then you take off your lipstick and call it a day! Oh, and you get paid eventually. It’s all in the handbook! And I promise you, it’s all TOTALLY legitimate!
So babe, are you ready to let Beauty Berries take complete control of your life?