This past month, Mrs. Peacock was wrongfully charged with the murder of Mr. Boddy in the Ballroom with the Lead Pipe. We are seeking to raise enough money to cover her legal defense fees as she is completely innocent of this crime!
This case has been going on for what seems like decades due to the incompetence of all involved. We are wasting taxpayer’s hard earned money every time we re-open this investigation just for the prosecution to pin it on a new suspect every couple of months. The fact of the matter is the police work in this case has been so incredibly inept that they still are unable to find the victim’s corpse whenever they search his infamous one-story mansion.
We also have reason to believe that the crime scene has been tampered with numerous times. An informant, who asked to only be referred to as C.M., stated that detectives have actually planted weapons at the scene to push their own narrative. Disgusting. Not to mention this case is being handled by the same corrupt judge who, without consulting a jury of his peers, sent Mr. Monopoly directly to jail. We ask from the public to do what’s right and help clear an innocent woman’s name. Let’s put a stop to this mindless witch hunt once and for all.
UPDATE: We are proud to say, with the help of your generous support, Mrs. Peacock has been acquitted of all charges! After further investigation, the court has definitively found the culprit to be Professor Plum in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.