I Got a Secret… Hehehehe… Wanna Know What It Is?

Hey you! Yeah, you. Come closer, yeah that’s right. Guess what? Hee-hee. I’ve got a secret. Wanna know what it is? Yeah I bet you do. You really wanna know? Well, I’m not sure if I should tell you but… tee-hee.

It’s a really big secret. It would seriously blow your mind if you knew… but I shouldn’t say anything more. Ah, don’t look at me like that! I’m sorry, but I just can’t tell you the super-duper secret thing I know. But I want to! Oh man I really want to… but I can’t… unless…?

Okay, okay, maybe I can tell you, but I can’t just tell you. This is such a huge secret, like literally nobody knows this! So I can’t just give it out for free, you know? But… I could probably be bribed with—no never mind, never mind, forget I said that.

I can see that it’s eating you up inside. I know that you want to know what my big secret is. How much is it worth to you? Think a little higher. If you don’t find out, I can tell that it’s going to bother you for a long time. Why not just pay my small price? Well, if you really don’t want to know…

Hehehe I knew it, you just can’t resist a mystery like this! Better pay up soon or your curiosity might become unbearable. If only you knew my secret, that would change everything for you.

Just imagine if someone else knew the secret and you didn’t, wouldn’t that be awful? Just kidding, I wouldn’t do that to you. Or would I?

Are you ready? Okay, here it comes. My secret is…